Krusty Sox Sports: April 2016

Saturday, April 30, 2016

Mia Khalifa Coming In Hot In A Caps Bikini

Mia Khalifa knows how to support her Washington Capitals as they take on the Pittsburgh Penguins in the second round of the NHL Playoffs. Bikinis are a good way to support just about anything.

Is there a bigger asshole than Roger Goodell? If there is he hasn't come out of the woodwork yet. The NFL commissioner was back at the draft getting his ass booed off again.

Fucking David Ortiz...

David Ortiz hit what ended up being the game winning homerun off of Dellin Betances in the 8th inning to beat the Yankees. And he did it for a sick kid. I could stomach anybody else on that roster doing it. Just not this asshole and for a sick kid. Just the worst.

I'm really looking forward to a David Ortiz-less league.

This is the video me and @davidortiz sent our little buddy Maverick before Red Sox game tonight.... pic.twitter.com/kVTqSoe8OV
— Kevin Millar (@KMillar15) April 30, 2016

Don Mattingly Pulled Adam Conley In The 8th Inning With A No Hitter

This is going to happen more and more as managers continue to baby pitchers. This is fucking stupid. Based on a magic pitch count of 100 (a made up finish line by the way) pitchers are getting pulled with no hitters.

Johnny Manziel Went After The Haters Last Night On Twitter

Johnny Manziel decided last night was a good time to start taking shots at haters on Twitter. The first round draft pick turned Bieber groupie had a lot to say.

You guys act like what I'm doing is something new. I've been the same person, doing the same things since it all started.
— Johnny Manziel (@JManziel2) April 29, 2016

Wheelhouse Sports Weekly Roundup: Johnny Manziel

When he tries to blame you for everything...😂#AnniversaryCake with @Piques. 📽 @poteetfilms

A video posted by J E N N A (@jennajenovich) on Apr 27, 2016 at 8:24am PDT

Jenna Jenovich Is One Hot Cowboys Fan- Guy Hut

Chris Harris Jr's Instagram Account Was Hacked Last Night Too- Terez Owens

Charlotte McKinney Still Doing It- Steakwood

Ariana Grande Doing Amazing Things- Egotastic

Girl Smashed 50 Krispy Kreme Donuts- Bottlegate

Maybe Myles Jack should have posted this video before last night'd first round of the NFL Draft. Because his knee looks just fine as he dunks a basketball.

If you haven't heard by now Kelly Ripa was not at all happy with the news that Michael Strahan is leaving Live for a full time gig on Good Morning America. The diva host took a few days off after the news broke to show just how unhappy she was with the way it was all handled.

According to a SnapChat picture, that can be seen over at Terez Owens, Gronk is back with his ex-girlfriend Camille Kostek. And can you blame the dude? She's a legit 10.

These two might just love each other's embrace. To each their own, I'm pretty sure is what science says.

Shaq and Charles Barkley were wrestling backstage in the TNT studios. There was a lot of weight tossed around and things got a little dicey when furniture got involved.

Even Dee Gordon's Tiny Ass Is Taking PEDs

Dee Gordon has been suspended for 80 games after testing positive for PEDs. Yep the Marlins 150lb second baseman took testosterone.

It might explain his NL batting title from last season. Unless this is a new thing that Barry Bonds got him started on.

The Marlins’ Dee Gordon has been suspended 80 games for performance enhancers https://t.co/Qt591vYeYg pic.twitter.com/1dh6CM2ujN
— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) April 29, 2016

This isn't really all that shocking, except for the fact that he's not 100 years old. We have email, who still writes letters? And who writes letters to their brother and dad?

LeBron was, shirtless of course, throwing a football around at Cavs practice because he wants to make the NFL Draft about him somehow.

Right after being drafted Laremy Tunsil had to address the fact that his social media accounts were hacked. He admitted that he was the one in the video smoking weed.

Johnny Manziel Watching The Draft At A Columbus Bar As A Bieber Groupie Is The Saddest Thing You'll See Today

Someone snapped the saddest picture of Johnny Manziel ever taken. He was spotted at a Columbus bar watching the NFL Draft as a Justin Bieber groupie.

Laremy Tunsil's Instgram Also Hacked With Messages Claiming Ole Miss Gave Him Money

Laremy Tunsil dropped to number 13 in the draft and whoever posted a video on his Twitter account also hacked his Instagram page. The pictures appear to show Laremy requesting money from someone at Ole Miss.

Dude must have really missed someone off.

Just minutes before the NFL Draft started a video was posted (now deleted) on Laremy Tunsil's Twitter account allegedly showing him smoking out of a bong. ESPN announced during the draft that Tunsil is claiming his account was hacked and it might be an old video from high school.

The old I was hacked excuse. This video could cost him millions of dollars.

This fucking guy. Roger Goodell is slowly turning into Vince McMahon or something. Check him out as he seemed to enjoy being booed before he announced the first pick of the 2016 draft.

Dumbass Broncos Fans Want Tm Tebow Back

I wish this wasn't real, but it is. A Broncos fan started a petition for the Broncos to bring Tim Tebow back to Denver. As of right now the petition has over 5,000 signatures, via Change.org:

The Denver Broncos have lost their two main quarterbacks from their epic 2016 Super Bowl Championship winning season. We need a proven winner to continue to move this team in the right direction. Coach Gary Kubiak's offense would thrive with Tebow under center. He and the legendary John Elway can make this happen. We dont need a subpar throwaway from some other team, we need an original Bronco who has the fire, desire, and love of the game to play as a Bronco again! As a bonus the Bronco fans would be ecstatic! He just wins, we all know this! #TebowTime

Today's fun with @pinupgirlclothing ❤️ one of the funniest shoots to date! #CurvesOnCurvesOnCurves 😳 Thanks to @agmakeuphair for my kickass hair and makeup 😘 #HesHerLobster #coutureforeverybody

A video posted by Ashley Alexiss (@ashalexiss) on Apr 26, 2016 at 5:38pm PDT

Behind The Scenes Look At Ashley Alexiss' Latest Photo Shoot- Instagram

Odell Beckham Jr. And Drake Are Probably In Love- Terez Owens

Greg Maddux Used To Wipe His Ass With His Teammate's Shirts- Guy Hut

Comedian On ESPN Trashed Philly- Crossing Broad

Chick Hit 17 Cars Trying To Park Her Own Car- TC Mag

We need the PSI of Gisele's breasts ASAP. It could prove to be the piece of evidence that finally puts the deflategate case to bed for good.

Drew Rosenhaus Proves Money Can Buy You Happiness...Well At Least A Smoking Hot Wife

Super agent Drew Rosenhaus is living the American dream. He tweeted out a picture last night to prove two things. Money does indeed buy happiness and he has in fact banged his wife.

And if he's somehow not happy at least he's getting to rid his body of misery with a hot wife. Sex is how one rids their body of misery correct?

Let me try this again and get it right this time. Baby Elle, Mom Lisa and Aunt Michelle. pic.twitter.com/EZF2OeuE4N
— Drew Rosenhaus (@RosenhausSports) April 28, 2016

2016 NFL Draft - from Archer Avenue

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Football is almost here! It’s just a matter of time before the season begins. The first step was Free Agency, the second was the Schedule. And now the Draft! This Thursday @ 8:00 pm the 1st Round of the Draft will be on in prime time and I’ll be glued to the television. This is a very interesting draft class and it’s hard to predict who each team will pick, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have fun trying. So, based on the opinions of experts and my own uneducated musings (and barring any draft spot trades) here it is, Olie’s 2016 Mock Draft:

Kobe Bryant went on Ellen to have the people worship at his feet. Which is pretty much all anyone does with Kobe when they interview him.

Dwyane Wade Is Crying Foul After Game 5 Loss To The Hornets

The Hornets went to Miami and beat the Heat in game 5. There was a no call on a wild D Wade shot attempt and all he's done since is cry about it.

@TheJetOnTNT Still think Wade wasn't fouled? pic.twitter.com/SyqKieLpcd
— GreenBean (@GreenBean612) April 28, 2016

Chris Davis hammered a pitch to the gap in right centerfield and was thinking double as soon as he hit it. It would have been extra bases had it landed. Rays rightfielder Steven Souza Jr. spoiled the party with one of the best catches of the season.

No need to hold the presidential election now. Bob Knight endorsed Donald Trump in Indiana. He said of Trump that he was, "the most prepared man in history to step in as president of the United States."

Noah Syndergaard spent some quality time with Miss Universe before her first pitch. I would say it's not a bad gig being Noah.

You get to own major league hitters every five days, there's the fucking awesome hair and you get hang out with beauty queens in between starts. Not a bad gig at all.

This Is A Playoff Hockey Hit

Holy shit! Casey Cizikas of the Islanders completely destroyed the Lightnings Erik Condra. Cizikas ragdolled his ass off of the boards and you can tell Condra had no idea where he was.

Roger Goodell went on a victory tour today after a federal court reinstated Tom Brady's deflategate suspension. The moron still says the suspension is based on solid facts despite there being little to no actual facts.

📸 Who wants to go #Golfing? ⛳️

A photo posted by 👑 SexyNatG 👑 (@nataliesng) on Apr 26, 2016 at 9:39am PDT

The Hottest Golf Pic In The History Of Golf Pics- Steakwood

Sara Sampaio In Maxim- Drunken Stepfather

The Cutlers On Vacation In Mexico- Terez Owens

Gym Bans Chick Because Of Her "Sexy" Attire- Guy Hut

Kate Upton In Her Yoga Outfit In Beverly Hills- G Celeb

Skip Bayless got a little emotional addressing his departure from ESPN and First Take. He admitted to being in love with Stephen A Smith and gave "much love, even to the haters."

There have been a ton of guys who all of the sudden are great who have also turned ot to be PED users. So asking Cubs pitcher Jake Arrieta about PEDs seems like a fair question.

His response was so perfect that I'm now on team Jake Arrieta when it comes to whether or not he's on PEDs.

Dumbass Kings Fans Line Up To Get "SAC" Tattooed On Their Bodies

Thst's right the Sacramento Kings are giving out some free tattoos of their new logo. One version of the logo says "SAC" right across the middle of it. And people are actually getting that tattooed on their bodies.

What a bunch of dumbasses. No ragrets!

Fans of @SacramentoKings getting free tattoos of new logos this AM, courtesy of team pic.twitter.com/eAxCYPpPDO
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) April 27, 2016

Dana White announced the UFC 200 Main Event on Good Morning America. It will be a title fight between Jon Jones and Daniel Cormier.

Clayton Kershaw must have thought it was the postseason already. He gave up the go ahead bomb to Giancarlo Stanton and then proceeded to squat on the mound and take a literal dump.

Johnny Manziel Was Back In Cleveland For A Justin Bieber Concert Last Night

As our pals over at Terez Owens said Johnny Manziel was back in Cleveland yesterday. On the same day he was formally indicted on domestic violence charges in Texas he was in Cleveland for a Justin Bieber concert.

ESPN Had Already Handed The Rockets-Warriors Series To The Warriors

You really can't blame ESPN for this. We all think, with or without Steph Curry, the Warriors will beat the Rockets. It is still entertaining when a multi-million dollar company like ESPN makes a mistake like this on TV.

ESPN already wrote the @HoustonRockets off. @diamond83 @SherwoodStrauss @ThompsonScribe pic.twitter.com/oE81vNqw1s
— Jason Gardner (@JasonKGardner) April 27, 2016

Drake Doing Drake Things As The Pacers Shit The Bed

Drake couldn't control himself during game 5 of the Pacers-Raptors series. His Raptors won the game after the Pacers forgot how to play basketball. Drake could be seen courtside celebrating like an ass. But we all know what eventually happens to the teams he roots for.

The Rangers were bounced from the playoffs in just five games by the Penguins. As you can imagine some were left a little butthurt. It's safe to say defenseman Dan Boyle was one of the butthurt.

Drew Brees was a guest on The Dan Patrick Show and was asked about the court's decision to reinstate Tom Brady's suspension from deflategate.

Well that's the idea anyway behind this video. It has men, who had nothing to do with the tweets, read awful tweets about female sports writers Sarah Spain and Julie DiCaro to their faces.

Skip Bayless Is Taking His Insanity To FOX Sports

ESPN released a statement of Skip Bayless that says he's decided to leave the worldwide leader:

Skip Bayless has decided to leave ESPN when his contract expires at the end of August.

His final appearance on First Take will be the day after the NBA Finals conclude.

We want to thank Skip for his many contributions to ESPN. His hard work and talent have benefited ESPN for 12 years.

Nothing Says Prince Tribute Like A Gas Station Drum Solo And The Daily Links

Nothing Says Prince Tribute Like A Gas Station Pickup Truck Drum Solo- Guy Hut

More Kristine Leahy Vacation Pics- Terez Owens

Ashley Tisdale Working A Bikini- Steakwood

Behind The Scenes Look At Oregon State's Dance Team Tryouts- Cheer Heaven

Playoff Hockey Boobs- Busted Coverage

Live Rich Media coming in hot with another awesome video with another awesome model. This time it's with Russian model Anastasiya Kvitko and their "Field Of Dreams" video shoot has us all drooling on the internet.

So first thing, who knew Susan Sarandon has a ping pong club?

Anyway Jimmy's story about his ping pong game is right up there with Charlie Murphy's story about playing Prince in basketball.

Funny or Die got Charlotte McKinney and David Spade to give you an authentic Coachella experience.

First of all stop being a baby and stop acting like you've never heard the word fuck before. The dude is almost crying telling security on Westbrook, he said the word fuck to me and my wife. Grow up.

Secondly if you're an opposing fan trying to get under the skin of a player they might use big boy language in their response. I'm sure there were some Mavs fans throughout the series that said worse things to Westbrook.

Brandon Phillips is going to need some advil after his plate appearance last night against Noah Syndergaard. During the PA Phillips fouled a ball off his foot and then his shin before getting hit with a Thor heater in the hand.

If Chris Paul is done so are the Clippers. He broke his right hand on a play that looks like he just hit a guy with his right hand going for a steal with his left hand.

DeAndre Jordan is in the NBA and in the playoffs and still can't hit free throws. He airballed back to back free throws.

Tigers outfielder Tyler Collins lost a ball in the lights and misplayed it. The Tigers fans booed him and he responded with a middle finger.

Steph Curry Posted On Twitter That He's "Gonna Be Alright!"

I don't know if that means he'll play in the Warriors next game or what. It does seem to indicate that he's finished crying about it.
Lucky for the Warriors they're still in their scrimmage game portion of their playoff schedule.

#squad @gronk

A photo posted by Rashontae Wawrzyniak (@raewawrzyniak) on Apr 23, 2016 at 2:41pm PDT

How Many Monster Energy Girls Has Gronk Hooked Up With?- Terez Owens

Kylie Jenner Famewhoring Like A Good Kardashian/Jenner- Drunken Stepfather

Gigi Hadid's SI Swimsuit Outtakes- Steakwood

Meet Belinda Pop- Guy Hut

Sam Bradford's Done With Philly's Bullshit- Crossing Broad

Dana White Says UFC 200 Fight Between Diaz And McGregor Is Still Off

According to Dana White the Diaz-McGregor fight at UFC 200 is still off and will not happen. This comes after Conor McGregor's tweet saying the fight was back on, via TMZ:

TMZ Sports spoke to White this morning ... who tells us, "It's not true. We haven't talked to Conor or his manager since the press conference. I don't know why he would tweet that."

Dave Portnoy Of Barstool Sports Vows To Spear Goodell Following News Of Tom Brady's Suspension Being Reinstated

The news of the reinstatement of Tom Brady's suspension by a federal appeals court has sent Bartsool Sports' Dave Portnoy off the deep end and I absolutely agree with him. Patriots fan or not, the flawed evidence used to come up with Brady's suspension should have all football fans pissed off.

During an emergency press conference called by Portnoy, he has vowed to hang out at the NFL headquarters and spear Goodell if he enforces Brady's suspension.

Tom Brady's 4 Game Suspension Reinstated

What the fuck is going on? How can a suspension for something that doesn't exist and never happened be reinstated?

I know the court wasn't ruling on his innocence or guilt, but they've just given Roger Goodell the power to suspend players without really proving the player's guilt.

Today a federal appeals court brought deflategate back by reinstating the NFL's 4 Game suspension of Tom Brady, via ESPN:

A federal appeals court has ruled that New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady must serve a four-game Deflategate suspension imposed by the NFL, overturning a lower judge and siding with the league in a battle with the NFL Players Association.

I'm not really sure why I wasn't aware that yesterday was National Lingerie Day, but Ashley Graham dropped some heat on Instagram to raise awareness. Awareness wasn't the only thing raised either.

Despite my growing hatred for Blue Jays fans, a mutual hatred I might add, I can respect this move. His woman hands him an A's homerun ball and without hesitation he tossed it back on the field like a piece of trash.

Steph Curry sprained his MCL and will have an MRI to find out how bad it's hurt. If he's out there is no way the Warriors win another championship.

Kate Upton has toned up her body in the past few months. But a woman known for her gigantic rack usually loses a big from her cups when she tones her body.

The McGregor-Diaz Fight At UFC 200 Is On Again

Despite Dana White saying that Conor McGregor would not be fighting at UFC 200, he will be. The McGregor-Diaz rematch is back on.

It appears that some sort of agreement was reached between the UFC and McGregor to allow him to have plenty of time to train for the fight.

Johnny Manziel Has Been Indicted By A Dallas Grand Jury

According to CBSDFW, Johnny Manziel has been indicted by a Dallas grand jury on assault charges stemming from an incident involving his ex-girlfriend.

Sources in the Dallas County District Attorney’s office tell L.P. Phillips of KRLD-AM, Johnny Manziel has been indicted by a Dallas County Grand Jury on a misdemeanor assault with bodily injury charge.

Panthers Running Back Cameron Artis-Payne Was Arrested Sunday Morning

Cameron Atris-Payne was arrested Sunday morning in Charlotte. The Carolina Panthers back up running back was reportedly speeding, driving 102 mph in a 65 mph zone.

Maybe he was running late for church?

MORE: Artis-Payne was driving 102 mph in a 65 mph zone on I-85 North near exit 14. Troopers say he was cooperative. https://t.co/KEXB0igjr3
— WCCB, Charlotte's CW (@WCCBCharlotte) April 25, 2016

I'm all for making fun of things no matter how tragic, but this question to Draymond Green is just dumb. The reporter was rightfully shutdown by Green right out the gate.

Well it pretty much looks like a puck to the face in thr regular season. Kind of what playoff hockey looks like. Sure there is a little more intensity, but at the end of the day you have to score more goals than the other team.

Jon Jones won the UFC light heavyweight interim belt at UFC 197 by shaking off some rust against Ovince Saint Preux. As he exited the octagon he found Daniel Cormier and gave him the finger.

Mike Trout Can Do It All

Mike Trout is good at everything. Not only did he hit a homerun in this game off of King Felix, he threw this jabroni out trying to stretch a single into a double.

Come on playa can't run on Mike Trout anymore. He's freaking super human.

.@MikeTrout doesn’t care about your extra bases.https://t.co/WxG2Nrl1qT
— Angels (@Angels) April 24, 2016

Kevin Durant must have wanted out of the Thunder's win over the Mavericks. Because it was pretty much garbage time and he decided to swing and Justin Anderson's head.

Brett Gardner Hit A Walk Off To Lift The Yanks To A 3-2 Win

Brett Gardner hit a walk off homerun to give the Yankees the 3-2 win. The Yanks have now won the first two of the series. Get the brooms out and sweep them back to Tampa.

Derek Jeter pretended to hit a hole in one at his golf thing in Vegas because he does internet stuff now. It wouldn't surprise me if he eventually masters golf, but I have to believe this is fake especially when his sister questioned its authenticity in the post.

SQUAD #SB2K16

A photo posted by Rickie Fowler (@rickiefowler) on Apr 22, 2016 at 12:26pm PDT

Golfers Jordan Spieth, Rickie Fowler, Smylie Kaufman And Justin Smith are vacationing together for what they're calling #SB2K16.

Dads catching balls with kids in their arms happens all the time. But they're usually catching foul balls. This one though is a homerun. Pirates dad barehanded a homerun and he was holding a kid.

It should be in the rule book that you can punch anyone who has their number bleached in their hair. It's one thing if you go Anthony Mason and get a bunch of shit cut in your hair and it's another to bleach stuff.

The Celtics are back in their series with the Atlanta after picking up a win. It wasn't without some entertainment. Marcus Smart flopped his ass off with a playoff level flop.

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