Showing posts with label David Ortiz. Show all posts
Showing posts with label David Ortiz. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 7, 2016

David Ortiz Is Reconsidering Retirement After Chris Sale Trade





Tuesday, October 11, 2016

What A Great Night The Red Sox Got Swept And David Ortiz Cried

If you didn't win a game were you even in the postseason?

The Indians and former Red Sox manager Terry Francona ran through the "powerful" Red Sox like they weren't even there.  They swept them with ease and ended David Ortiz's career in the process.  To top the whole thing off Ortiz cried.  He cried like the PED filled baby he is.

Two teams I wanted to lose down, two more to go.  Now watch Ortiz cry.


All the feels. #ThanksPapi
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Saturday, October 8, 2016

David Ortiz "We're Getting Our Asses Beat"





Monday, October 3, 2016

David Ortiz Was So Full Of PEDs This Weekend It Leaked Out Of His Eyes





Friday, September 30, 2016

David Ortiz Received A Standing Ovation At Yankee Stadium And I Just Threw Up In My Mouth





Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Fuck Padres Fans For Giving David Ortiz A Standing Ovation





Tuesday, September 6, 2016

David Ortiz Talks About Trump And Probably Pissed Off His Own Fans

Two things Boston loves.  Their sports and their racism.  What to do when those two things collide?




Thursday, August 11, 2016

Don't Worry Red Sox Fans HGH Should Be Able To Fix David Ortiz





Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Is Anyone Really Surprised By The Racist David Ortiz Bobblehead?

Whoever made the David Ortiz bobbleheads knew their audience.  It's Boston we're talking about afterall.  They are a pretty racist city.

I mean have you ever seen a Boston Red Sox game on TV?  The Red Sox crowd isn't the most diverse.

The Red Sox decided to cancel the promotion after realizing they went too far with their racist bobblehead.





Thursday, July 7, 2016

David Ortiz Let His Roid Rage Show When He Snapped A Bat After Getting A Base Hit





Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Manny Machado Doing Manny Machado Things





Saturday, May 7, 2016

Guess What Big Papi Strike Two Was A Strike





Friday, May 6, 2016

David Ortiz Crying Like A Bitch Is Beautiful





Saturday, April 30, 2016

Fucking David Ortiz...

David Ortiz hit what ended up being the game winning homerun off of Dellin Betances in the 8th inning to beat the Yankees.  And he did it for a sick kid.  I could stomach anybody else on that roster doing it.  Just not this asshole and for a sick kid.  Just the worst.

I'm really looking forward to a David Ortiz-less league.





Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Screw David Ortiz And His Standing Ovation

David Ortiz is so full of himself that he actually said he wants a standing ovation from Yankees fans when he plays his final game in New York, via New York Post:

“You know what I want most of all?’’ Big Papi told The Post on Tuesday at JetBlue Park. “I would love it if the fans at Yankee Stadium gave me a standing ovation.’’





Friday, November 13, 2015

Someone Made A Ridiculous Fallout 4 David Ortiz Mod


There is a ridiculous David Ortiz mod for Fallout 4.  It will likely not be around long because it is not authorized by the MLB.

It's also a completely ridiculous mod.  It shows a jacked Ortiz (he's a fat ass not jacked) and he's swinging his bat right handed (we all know he's a lefty).





Thursday, October 1, 2015

David Ortiz Thinks The Yankees Can Go Far In The Postseason

(youtube/ESPN)

Red Sox designated hitter David Ortiz gave his thoughts on the playoffs.  While admitting that the Blue Jays were the team to beat in the American League, Ortiz also said the Yankees could go far as well, via Newsday:
"They have a lot of good things -- enough to go far."

"Look at the Yankees, and I'll give you my honest opinion; they have a great bullpen and players in the lineup that can do damage, though [Mark] Teixeira is a hard bat to replace," Ortiz said. "Their starting pitching is OK.
"Anything can happen in the playoffs but they have players that have been in the postseason and won the World Series, [so] they know the way."
Ortiz is saying nice things about the Yankees?  He probably just cursed them.  It's the curse of Big Papi.

The Yankees don't need anyone cursing them either.  They're struggling all on their own.  Limping badly into the postseason.





Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Somebody Tell David Ortiz The Red Sox Are In Last Place

David Ortiz hit a home run last night and pimped it around the bases after watching the ball fly over the fence because he's an ass.  Will someone please tell his steroid using ass that the Red Sox are in last place and have lost 5 games in a row, including the game where he hit this home run.

Oh and on top of that he's hitting .236!





Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Gronk And Big Papi Teamed Up For Another Music Video



Rob Gronkowski teamed up with fellow Boston sports hero David Ortiz for another Dunkin Donuts music video.  As was the case with the first one this video is silly and plays on their fun loving side.

You gotta hand it to them it is pretty entertaining.  But Big Papi should probably be spending more time on his swing.  The Red Sox designated hitter is hitting just .228, not even his weight, on the season.

If the Red Sox hope to turn their season around during the second half of the year maybe Ortiz should stop making music videos.





Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Dee Gordon Took 14 Seconds To Run Around The Bases For An Inside The Park Home Run


Dee Gordon turned on the jets for an inside the park home run in Miami last night.  It the speedster 14 seconds to go from home to home.

To put his speed into context it takes the much slower David Ortiz 14 seconds to get to first base.