Nick Saban called out Jim Harbaugh during a crying session about satellite camps.  So of course Harbaugh responded and now there must be an Alabama-Michigan game on the schedule.

The Alabama team buses aren't here anymore. Lane Kiffin is. pic.twitter.com/CoerIM49VA

— College GameDay (@CollegeGameDay) January 12, 2016

Look at lonely Lane Kiffin after he missed the Alabama buses.  Haha.  You know Nick Saban didn't want his pretty boy ass to ruin the celebration.

How else do you explain Kiffin being left behind?  It's not like he's the water boy.  He runs the Bama offense.

Nick Saban won his 5th National Title after Alabama beat Clemson 45-40.  So much for that dominant Alabama defense.

You have to love this video of Mark Dantonio and Nick Saban battling it out with light sabers.  They threw in Jim Harbaugh as the Sith Lord.

It's a great video.  The reason the internet was invented.  Well that and boobs.

Michigan State and Alabama face of on Thursday night to see who goes on.  If you've seen Star Wars you know what eventually happens to Saban.

Alabama defensive coordinator Kirby Smart is reportedly moving on to become the next head coach at Georgia.  Smart is however expected to stay at Alabama through the postseason.

Nick Saban wasn't happy with reporters for taking Alabama's game this weekend against Charleston Southern too lightly.  I don't know how he would expect them to behave.  It's Charleston Southern and it's in Alabama.

They should have spent the entire press conference trashing whoever scheduled this game.

Instead they had to listen to Saban rant about a cupcake game from a few years ago that nobody remembers.

Nick Saban isn't a fan of the playoff rankings.  Alabama's head coach went on a rant against the playoff rankings.

Is there anything middle-aged white men are happy with?  I mean he's 100% right about it, but come on, relax dude.

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Daniel Tosh is a Miami Dolphins fan.  He is not a fan of Nick Saban.

Tosh has repeatedly bashed Alabama's head coach for his failed tenure as head coach of the Dolphins.  Saban spent two years in Miami finishing with a 15-17 record.

Tosh was back at Saban bashing last night.

The comedian did an entire segment on Saban and Alabama, bashing both.

What can you say?  Tosh is a true Dolphins fan and he refuses to forgive Saban.  I doubt he's alone.

Hmmm...there seems to be something about an Alabama kick falling short that I recall hurting them pretty bad.  I guess if they sign a kicker that can nail kicks from 73 yards they should be able to avoid that happening again.

Their new kicker Eddy Pineiro drilled a kick from 73 yards and that has to give Nick Saban a warm and fuzzy feeling.

Broke my personal best record with a 73 yarder today! 🏈✊ pic.twitter.com/qmE5IVBNbW

— Eddy Pineiro (@eddypineiro1) June 28, 2015

Allie LaForce interviewed Nick Saban before the kickoff of the SEC Championship game.  During the interview she called Blake Sims the quarterblack.

AJ McCarron criticized his former head coach Nick Saban after Alabama lost to Ole Miss.  McCarron said the team lacked leadership.

Or did he?  McCarron did an interview with radio station Tide 99.1 and attempted to clarify his comments.  He ended up pretty much blaming the media.