Krusty Sox Sports: February 2016

Monday, February 29, 2016

Marshawn Lynch Ghost Riding A Camel In Egypt

This is what retirement looks like for Marshawn Lynch. The freshly retired running back is in Egypt with a few other NFL players for American Football Without Borders.

Woman Caught Cheating Husband And The Daily Links

Woman Catches Husband Using Her Hot Friend As Bait- Guy Hut

Lane Kiffin Is Getting Divorced- Bob's Blitz

Bill Belichick Got Stuck On Elevator- Terez Owens

Minnesota Basketball Players Suspended For Tweeting Sex Tapes- Busted Coverage

Happy Birthday To This Hot Bucs Cheerleader- Cheer Heaven

WTF Is Going On At Cubs Spring Training?

Is Joe Maddon just trying to see what he can get away with? He first brought some weird 70's van with him and now he has clowns dancing around it.

I'm not one of the people who thinks he's a baseball genius. In fact I think the man might be slowly sliding into full blown insanity.

Nate Diaz's Coach Said Conor McGregor Is On Steroids

Nate Diaz accused Conor McGregor of being on steroids during their UFC 196 press conference. McGregor shot down those accusations immediately. Now comes Diaz's Coach saying he believes McGregor is on steroids.

Stacy Dash made it weird at the Oscars

Stacy Dash showed up at the Oscars after apparently saying she'd boycott it and made it weird, awkward and pointless. I don't know what the purpose of it was but all of the Internet seems to think it was the worst thing that happened there. Chris Rock seemed to be in on it but there was no real explanation. In case you didn't see it, check it out:

Was LeBron Benched Sunday For Refusing To Come Out On Friday?

It sure looks that way. Cavs head coach Tyronn Lue admitted he tried to sit LeBron James during Friday's loss to the Raptors and he refused to come out, via ESPN:

"He didn't want to come out," Lue said. "He didn't want to come out. I should've got him out, but he didn't want to come out. As the game started down the stretch getting close, I said I'm going to get you out for a couple minutes. He said, 'No!' He went crazy. That kind of has something to do with sitting him today, an early game at 1 o'clock.

On Sunday LeBron wasn't in the lineup for yet another Cleveland loss. I guess Lue put his foot down.

The Orioles Ban Pies To The Face Because It's All About Not Making The Playoffs For Them

The Baltimore Orioles ban the only joy they bring their fans. All in the name of safety, because pies to the face could lead to an injury.

Aaron Rodgers was on the Oscars red carpet last night with his actress girlfriend Olivia Munn. He was spotted several times awkwardly standing around.

The geniuses at Live Rich Media and Abigail Ratchford are a match made in internet heaven. They truly bring out the best in each other.

I suppose he could be drowning his sorrow and not celebrating. Either way it's not a good look for someone who is slowly losing everything because of alcohol.

Johnny Manziel was spotted drinking hours after news broke last week that his domestic violence case had been sent to a grand jury.

Ashley Graham's Dress Won The Oscars

At the time of this post the Oscars hasn't even finished. But the winner has aleady taken home the top prize.

Ashley Graham's dress left very little to the imagination. Which is good because I don't have a very good imagination.

Young actress/model/social media tease Bella Thorne absolutely killed it in her tight leather pants. The internet doesn't get much better than this. Well the clothed side of things anyway.

Thorne's barely there top and skin tight leather pants won the internet in every way. The combo captured in a picture shows that she gets social media.

Last night's UFC Fight Night 84 was not without controversy. At the end of the third round between Anderson Silva and Michael Bisping, Silva dropped Bisping with a huge flying knee. It definitely looked like the fight had ended and Bisping was out.

Silva turned around and put his hands up thinking the fight had ended.

The first bat flip of the baseball season is here. It comes from Kenneth Fudge of Texas A&M-Texarkana. This was his third homerun of the game and it was a walk off grand slam.

Steph Curry had a huge night in Oklahoma City. Not only did he hit the game winning shot, he also tied the single game three point mark and broke the single season three point record all in the same game.

Mississippi State defensive lineman Chris Jones ended his 40 yard dash at the NFL combine with a head first slide. He did so because his dick fell out of his shorts and he had to make sure nobody got a good look at his junk.

Olivia Munn is Psylocke in the X-Men movie "Apocalypse." In character she posted a picture of Psylocke from behind. What a behind it is.

Danica Patrick goes Airborne at Daytona 500

Danica's day at Daytona took a turn for the worse (get it?!) at Daytona as she goes off the track and even off the ground briefly. Check it out:

Woody Paige Says Peyton Manning Has Decided To Retire

If Woody Paige is to be believed then Peyton Manning is hanging up his oversized helmet and going out on top, via The Denver Post:

Peyton Manning is saying goodbye; it's been lots of fun.

I'm told Manning will acknowledge his decision by the end of this week.

I have no idea after the season he had last year why he would come back. His HGH secret is out and his nut sack is back in the news. Oh and he won a Super Bowl despite missing several games due to injury.

Drugs, nuts and a Super Bowl. It's time to retire.

Listen To Chris Rose Trash The Browns On A Hot Mic At The NFL Combine

A hot mic at on the NFL combine picked up Chris Rose calling Carson Wentz, "the next former Browns quarterback." If Wentz is drafted by the Browns then Rose is probably right on the money.

Rose is a Browns fan and as a fan you have the right to trash your own team.

Here's @ChrisRose talking about "the next former Browns QB" #Ouch pic.twitter.com/FAHQ4C9doz
— BIZ (@NYJ_NDN) February 27, 2016

LeBron James had the ball in his hands with the game on the line In Toronto last night and airballed the hell out of a potential game winning three pointer. It wasn't even close and he had a pretty good look.

With the Clippers up by almost 20 with a little over 2 minutes left to play in the game Chris Paul attempted to steal the ball from DeMarcus Cousins. Not a good idea for CP3. Cousins was near the baseline and started to fall out of bounds after the attempted steal.

Smith blocks his own shot with his own stick

Craig Smith, of the Nashville Predators, has a wide open shot on goal right next to it but apparently gets a little too excited and blocks his own shot. He hits the puck then his stick passes the puck and blocks it. It all happens very quickly but the one person that saw it all was Smith. What makes it worse? It was overtime! Check it out:

Yankees Prospect Aaron Judge Hit One Over The Scoreboard In BP

Aaron Judge is a Yankees prospect who has already been hitting some huge bombs in batting practice this spring. He hit one today over the scoreboard that gave Yankees fans everywhere a hard on. The bomb was so impressive that Alex Rodriguez was talking about it. Even though A-Rod didn't see it.

Everything the light touches, Fluffy...
Posted by Tom Brady on Thursday, February 25, 2016

Tom Brady Did A Perfect Lion King Parody- Terez Owens

Leanna Decker In Her Favorite Bikini- Steakwood

Gigi Hadid Had A Wardrobe Malfunction- Guy Hut

North Carolina Dancer Following In Family Footsteps- Cheer Heaven

Ashley Graham Talks Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover, ‘Plus-Size’ Model Controversy- Right Entertainment

DeMarco Murray Wants Out Of Philly

Ian Rapoport is reporting that DeMarco Murray is still unhappy in Philly and the Eagles will listen to trade offers. How could he be happy with the Eagles? He went from the league's leading rusher to splitting time.

I guess he's not interested in seeing if the new coaching staff will find a way to use him more effectively.

The message teams are receiving this week: DeMarco Murray still not happy in Philly. Trading him will be difficult, but #Eagles will listen.
— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) February 26, 2016

Gigi Hadid nailed her appearance on Lip Sync Battle. During her performance she got a welcomed assist from Chrissy Teigen, who bounced around throughout.

Hockey Player Arrested on the Ice

Watch as a junior hockey league player gets handcuffed and arrested after arguing with a referee during the game! Crazy! If only this happened to baseball players as well then we would've seen Roberto Alomar and Yadier Molina get arrested too just to name a few! Guess we aren't that lucky. In my eyes spitting in someone's face is one of the worst things you can do and the biggest sign of disrespect. Hopefully this kid will learn what not to do from all of this. Check it out:

A Minor League Baseball Team Is Wearing "Better Call Saul" Jerseys Because Minor League Baseball Is Awesome

The Albuquerque Isotopes will have a "Better Call Saul" night on August 6th. The Colorado Rockies triple A affiliate has special jerseys for the occasion and they're perfect. These types of promotions are why minor league baseball is so awesome.

Albuquerque Isotopes to host 'Better Call Saul' night with Saul Goodman jerseys https://t.co/90ELAFL48Z pic.twitter.com/KVygdhdB5G
— Bleacher Report (@BR_MLB) February 26, 2016

Former Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Cheryl Tiegs doesn't like plus size models.

She was asked about SI Swimsuit including plus size model by E!. As it turns out she's not a fan and doesn't think it's healthy.

Grayson Allen was seen late in last night's win over Florida State intentionally tripping a member of FSU's team. It's the second time this season he has tripped an opponent on purpose.

Ladd's Last Goal as a Jet

Andrew Ladd's last goal as a Winnipeg Jet before he got traded to the Chicago Blackhawks was a nice one! Hopefully he'll have more of the same to offer his new team! Check it out:

Laci Kay Somers put out a sexy track workout video that is so hot it has an age restriction on YouTube. It is one of the most entertaining workout videos I've ever seen hands down.

Video hit the internet of former NBA player Delonte West acting bizarre on the streets in Maryland. Not only is he acting crazy West looks homeless.

Tough one tonight, but onward is the only direction pic.twitter.com/7bJWa1N9AK
— Terann Hilow (@terannhilow) February 24, 2016

Terann Hilow Brings Her Own Basketballs- Guy Hut

Britney Spears And Her Special Dance- Drunken Stepfather

Ohio Shoots Florida During Strip Club Argument- Thunder Treats

The Charlotte Honeybees Are Amazing- Cheer Heaven

Lindsey Vonn Getting Her Bodypaint Put On- Steakwood

MLB 2016 Old Faces New Places - from Archer Avenue

Check out more from me, including movie reviews & movie trailers, at Archer Avenue (archeravenue.net). Also, follow me on Twitter @OlieCoen for sports & movie talk.

The 2016 MLB season is almost here. Before we start predicting who will win what, let’s take a look at the new places that some old faces have landed during the offseason. Here are ten free agents in their fresh uniforms that might change the future of their new clubs:

The Ravens Are Expected To Sign Trent Richardson

AL.com is reporting that the Baltimore Ravens are planning to sign first round bust Trent Richardson. This is probably his last shot in the NFL after he was cut by the Raiders and didn't play at all in 2015.

MLB Changes Takeout Slide Rule

MLB announced rule changes to takeout slide because we can't have nice things. Another step in the pussification process of American sports.

Basically everything must be 100% safe 100% of the time. Soon the players will soon be joining the fans in bubbles, behind nets.

It's safe to say J.J. Watt's groin is doing a lot better. I guess that's the purpose behind his post of himself dunking a basketball. He might want to work on his dribbling if he's planning to switch sports to basketball.

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit's Behind The Tanlines is so much fun it had to be put into more then one video. And these videos bring some star power with them.

5'11" B-Ball player dunks with ease

His name is Keifer Sykes and he played college ball at the University of Wisconsin-Green Bay. He's currently in the NBA development league... And he's 5'11". These are some clips taken from a game where he his vertical was almost as tall as he is as he jumped for these dunks! Pretty impressive ups if you ask me. Check it out:

Derrick Rose Is The Worst

Derrick Rose was a late scratch last night because of hamstring tendinitis. You know because all of those meetings and his kid's graduation he doesn't want to be sore for when he gets older.

Kevin Durant calmly drained about a 35 foot three pointer at the halftime buzzer. It was just another day at the office for Durant.

Memphis' trade deadline acquiree Lance Stephenson took a shot while he was laying on the floor. It looked like a shot attempt from that one kid we all grew up with.

Kobe Bryant doing his best Black Mamba last night by drilling a turn around jumper in Vince Carter's eye socket. He can still show flashes of what used to be.

Mark Teixeira Wants To Stay With The Yankees And Play Until He's 40

Mark Teixeira is finally entering the last year of his contract. The often injured first baseman told the New York Post that he wants to play for the Yankees next season and plans to play until he's 40.

“I would love to play until I am 40,’’ said Teixeira, who will turn 36 early next month. “If you asked me that when I was coming off wrist surgery, I was pretty honest with you guys, I felt like crap the entire year, 2014. I didn’t know what the future held for me. I have completely turned that around. My body feels good. Why not play until I am 40? Being the kind of hitter I am, I could be a DH the last few years of my career. I would love to play that long.’’

Nate Diaz And Conor McGregor's Intense Staredown And The Hump Day Links

Nate Diaz And Conor McGregor's Intense Staredown- MMA Fighting

Bella Thorne's And Her Impressive Backside- Bob's Blitz

Jose Reyes Placed On Leave- Bleeding Yankee Blue

Donald Trump Goes After The Owner Of The Cubbies- Terez Owens

Genevieve Morton Testing The Boundaries Of The Internet- Guy Hut

Robots doing things sci-fi movies warned us about

This video is from a company Google owns called Boston Dynamics. These scientists are building a robot that (if I've learned anything from sci-fi action movies) is the beginning of our undoing. Sure it may be doing simple tasks now, but that's how it always starts. Especially since they are testing its stability by pushing it down and slapping boxes away from it. But to the robot, that seems like torture. And that's where the hatred for humans begins. You heard it here first folks! The beginning of the end! Check it out:

Rafael Dos Anjos Posted A Picture Of The Foot He Broke On Purpose So He Didn't Have To Fight Conor McGregor

That is purely speculation on my part, we still have no idea if it's even broken. See what I did there?

What we do know is Rafael Do Anjos backed out of a title fight with Conor McGregor less than two weeks before the fight. A little suspicious if you ask me.

Anthony Rendon Showed Up To Spring Training With A I Heart Taylor Swift Shirt On

Anthony Rendon showed up for spring training with a homemade "I Heart Taylor Swift" shirt on. That's how the Nationals infielder rolls.

He's in first place as far as arrivals at spring training go. No fancy cars or motorcycles just a homemade shirt expressing his love for a pop singer.

Well done.

Tiger Woods posted a video of himself swinging a golf club on a virtual golf course, so of course he's ready to win jackets. Or whatever the hell golfers win.

Nate Diaz Has Stepped In To Fight Conor McGregor At UFC 196

FOX Sports reported, fellow trash talker Nate Diaz has stepped in on short notice to fight Conor McGregor at UFC 196. The new main event will take place at 170 lbs.

Ultimately, Diaz ended up as the choice, and now he'll get the chance to face McGregor at UFC 196 next weekend. The fight will take place at welterweight with Diaz accepting it on short notice and McGregor happily accepting the move to 170 pounds.

Who doesn't love a good behind the scenes or outtake video? Add in the fact that it's a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model's outtake video and you have a couple of minutes well spent.

Baylor's Rico Gathers made his first career three pointer to beat the first half buzzer and give his team the lead. That is one way to knock down your first career three.

Aaron Gordon is dunking like he's still in the dunk contest. Defender or not he's going to throw down.

Screw David Ortiz And His Standing Ovation

David Ortiz is so full of himself that he actually said he wants a standing ovation from Yankees fans when he plays his final game in New York, via New York Post:

“You know what I want most of all?’’ Big Papi told The Post on Tuesday at JetBlue Park. “I would love it if the fans at Yankee Stadium gave me a standing ovation.’’

Anna Kournikova Is Still Hot And The Daily Links

#chilling Sending sunshine and positivity 😘

A photo posted by Anna Kournikova 🐾 (@annakournikova) on Feb 22, 2016 at 1:27pm PST

Anna Kournikova Is A Ray Of Sunshine- Terez Owens

Heidi Klum Still Modeling Lingerie- Drunken Stepfather

Dante Fowler Watches His Girlfriend And Baby Mama Fight- College Spun

Roger Clemens Doing Roger Clemens Things- Busted Coverage

Kesha Can't Get Out Of Her Contract- Right Entertainment

Top 5 Fastest 40-yard Dashes

Since today started the NFL combine, here's a look at the 5 fastest. You run a fast 40 at the combine, that could put you from a nobody to a somebody faster than your 40 time! Check it out:

Alex Rodriguez posted a 13 second video of himself leaving his home to head to spring training. The Yankees 40 year old DH appears to be taking his Maybach with him.

Antonio Brown sets Guinness World Record

The record is for behind the back catches. Kirk Cousins throws to him as he sets the record. He even caught one or two with his legs! Check it out:

Model Alyssa Nelson's tits made everyone watching the Heat game last night take notice. She shot up out of her seat to celebrate a Heat basket and all of the world's attention turned to her breasts.

Rafael Dos Anjos Withdrew From His UFC 196 Fight Against Conor McGregor

Rafael Dos Anjos allegedly broke his foot last week while training and has pulled out of his UFC 196 fight against Conor McGregor. The news comes 12 days from the scheduled main event between Dos Anjos and McGregor.

Yoenis Cespedes Showed Up To Work Today In A Batmobile

It's actually a Polaris Slingshot. Whatever it is it looks awesome and it got plenty of attention at spring training this morning.

One thing is for sure Yoenis Cespedes knows how to get attention.

Forget Harvey's Maserati. Cespedes rolled up in this beauty this morning. pic.twitter.com/tPKPM5uHQb
— John Harper (@NYDNHarper) February 23, 2016

Iowa State's Georges Niang was called for a technical foul last night after he brushed up against and breifly grabbed a West Virginia players dick. That by itself is either hot or disturbing depending on how you look at it.

After an open practice on Sunday Canadiens defenseman P.K. Subban tossed pucks to fans. One of the pucks hit a one month old baby and knocked her out and gave her a concussion.

Spring training is the best time of year. It allows for a little free time for reporter and catcher to bound.

The WWE was in Detroit on Monday night and so was Michigan head coach Jim Harbaugh. He was even spotted by the RAW cameras hyping up the crowd.

Jimmer Fredette was just signed by the Knicks after he won the D League MVP Award. The Knicks fans wanted to get a look at their newest player and chanted, "we want Jimmer."

Hey Blue Jays Fans Kiss Jose Bautista Good Bye

It looks like Jose Bautista is going to be a free agent at the end of the season. Because the Blue Jays right fielder isn't willing to negotiate with Toronto. He's given them his number and it's up to the team.to pay it.

Stone Cold Steve Austin Drinking Fancy Cocktails And The Daily Links

Stone Cold Steve Austin Drinking Fancy Cocktails- Terez Owens

L.A. Riviera Golf Gallery Is Beautiful- Guy Hut

Kaley Cuoco At The Big Bang Theory’s 200th Episode Celebration- Steakwood

The Rutgers Dance Team Looks Amazing- Cheer Heaven

The Royals Pitching Staff In Animal Form- Sprots Takes

Is this the Save of the Year?

This save is one of the best I've ever seen? Why is that you ask? How about it doesn't even come from a goalie! Bud Holloway, defender for a minor league hockey team called the St. John's Ice Caps lays out full on superman style and makes the save with his stick while the puck is shot and in the air! Skills. Skills for days. Check it out:

Charlotte McKinney Was The Real Winner Of The Daytona 500

Denny Hamlin might have won the Daytona 500 race, but Charlotte McKinney and her cleavage won the off the track event.

The busty model wore an awesome little white outfit that showed off plenty or skin and demanded plenty of attention.

Jonathan Papelbon Wanted To Wear A "Obama Can't Ban These Guns" T-Shirt To His Press Conference

Spring training is underway, meaning baseball is back. It also means Jonathan Papelbon is back. And he's back to his same old self.

The Texas Rangers ran a contest over the weekend where they gave away season tickets to anyone who hit a homerun at Globe Life Park. And one lucky bastard actually hit one.

Denny Hamlin won one of the closest Daytona 500's ever. The 35 year old NASCAR driver is winning off of the track too with his smoking hot girlfriend, Jordan Fish.

The Panda, if he's still called that (seems so San Fran), Pablo Sandoval and his belly made its spring training debut. He might actually be a little down in weight too.

For starters you have to give the lady credit for yelling at him to his face. And you have to also give LeBron credit for taking it in stride and for posting it on Instagram.

DeAndre Jordan threw down an alley-oop on the Warriors that bent the rim. Luckily it was easily fixed and didn't delay the game for very long.

Jagr becomes 3rd all-time scorer in NHL

At age 44, Jaromir Jagr scores career goal 742 to become the 3rd all time leading scorer in the NHL. He currently plays for the Florida Panthers and proves he can still do it. Check it out:

What do you get a guy who has it all? How about a shitload of doughnuts. That's what TNT did for Charles Barkley's 53rd birthday.

There are few things hotter than an Abigail Ratchford video in lingerie. Her latest video is bound to test the limits of the internet.

Cam Newton was spotted in a Tennessee night club this weekend puffing on something. It's probably a cigar, but it's fun to speculate on whether or not it's weed. Especially to watch the haters lose their damn minds, "Russell Wilson would never do that."

No I'm not kidding. Haha Kentucky got beat by Texas A&M in basketball, not football. A late technical foul by a Kentucky player helped A&M keep it close.

Daily Laugh: Wheel of Fortune Fail

This couple on WOF solve s puzzle with Venice in it. Pat asks if they know what country Venice is in. The husband not only guessed wrong, he guess a city not a country at first. Check it out:

Roy Williams Destroyed Doug Gottlieb After Win Over Miami

Roy Williams addressed the retirement rumors that Doug Gottlieb started by destroying him. Roy first denied the rumors by calling them, "sinful" and saying that Gottlieb had no freaking idea what he was talking about.

There was a reason Dada 5000 was knocked out by Kimbo Slice so easily. He suffered from renal failure and dehydration and was hospitalized after the fight.

Kobe Bryant dislocated his middle finger on his right hand after he fell when his walker got away from him. The twenty year vet had it popped back into place on the bench right in front of fans.

The Gronk Cruise is pretty much going how you thought it would. There is lots of twerking and chicks getting slapped in the ass with a towel.

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