Umpire Bob Davidson wasn't just calling balls and strikes last night in Philly.  He was also deciding what fans could and could not say.

Somehow he was allowed to ejected a fan for yelling "you suck" and making a 69 joke about sucking.  Because according to Davidson the there are women and children in the stadium and they can't handle such language.

Here is the ejection.

A fan was ejected from the game by home plate umpire Bob Davidson pic.twitter.com/k7gwhG9K2l

— Philly Influencer (@PHL_Influencer) August 3, 2016

And here is Davidson's side of the story.

Here is home plate ump Bob Davidson. pic.twitter.com/V2iECFR9H1

— Ryan Lawrence (@ryanlawrence21) August 3, 2016

Are you fucking kidding me?  Your job is on the field, not in the stands you incredible asshole.  Davidson needs to be fined and suspended as a friendly reminder that his job is not to monitor the people in the seats.

Just another dude with a little bit of authority who thinks he runs everybody's shit.  Fuck that.