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Friday, December 29, 2017

Man Blames His Own Death On The Cleveland Browns



This probably isn't the last life the Browns are going to claim.  An Ohio man's obituary states the "hopeless condition of the Cleveland Browns" is to blame for his death, WKYC 3:

The obituary for Paul Stark, who died Dec. 27, blames his death on "complications from a brief illness, exacerbated by the hopeless condition of the Cleveland Browns."

The obituary was posted by Foster Funeral Home in Huron. It goes on to say, "Paul passed just before the Browns were prepared to turn the corner but had many well-earned blessings."

If you're going to go, you might as well go out with humor and with a parting shot at the shitty franchise you wasted so much time supporting.