Tuesday, August 1, 2017

Roger Goodell Thinks Football Players Live Longer And Healthier Lives Than The Average Person

Roger Goodell actually said the average NFL lifespan is five years longer than the average person.  He added they live longer and healthier lives.

It turns out brain damage is good for you, who knew?

Goodell also said smoking cigarettes is good for you and you should start smoking as early in life as you can.  CTE is a myth brought about as a way to rip football out of your children's hands.

Only some of that was made up.  I'll let you figure out which is real.


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