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Friday, August 4, 2017

Mets Reliever Blew A Game Because Of Pinched Genitals


Of all the injuries that happen to baseball players, I don't believe I've ever heard of anyone being injured by pinched genitals.

Mets reliever Hansel Robles walked in the winning run after uncorking a 3-2 pitch that hit the bull.

After the game Robles claimed he couldn't feel his fingers in the 9th inning, an inning in which he walked 3 batters including the winning run.  He also claimed that in the 8th inning he pinched his genitals.

A tough combo.  It sounds like a masturbation injury.  Time to go stranger buddy.