Sunday, March 5, 2017

Matt Harvey Gives Up A 3 Run Bomb in Return To The Mound


Matt Harvey returned to the mound for the first time since he had a made up injury, that he used as an excuse to get a rib removed.  You know, so he could Marilyn Manson himself.

The Dark Knight, as he calls himself couldn't get an inside fastball passed the bat of The Jose Martinez.  Martinez drilled the straight as an arrow 93 mph pitch for a 3 run bomb.

Good thing he chose to call himself The Dark Knight, they will accurately describe many of his lonely drunken nights following piss poor outings, that he'll eventually blame on an injury.