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Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Steve Ballmer Wants To Fire Hot Dogs At Clippers Fans

Clippers owner Steve Ballmer wants to take t-shirt guns to the next level by firing hot dogs out of them at fans.  Hot dogs flying all over the arena would add a little more excitement to the fan experience for sure.

My only concern is condiments.  I don't want one of those tiny packets that never opens unless you use your teeth.  It would be much more entertaining if they had a couple of condiment pistols to go along with the hot dog guns.