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Monday, December 19, 2016

Bryce Harper Got Married And No Way I'd Give $500 Million Now


Sorry ladies Bryce Harper got married this weekend.  Not that you remotely had a chance, but it's fun to fantasize isn't it?

His new wife, Kayla Varner, was quick to make sure the ladies knew he was taken with an Instagram post. She reminded everyone that it's forever, "For Time & All Eternity."

Isn't Harpers' fall off from his MVP level play directly linked him getting back with his girlfriend?  Now that he married her this weekend a team (the Yankees) would be crazy to give him $500 million.


A photo posted by Kayla Varner (@kayyvarner) on