Never make a bet that involves your nuts getting kicked. Because whatever you would win doesn't equal in joy what getting kicked in the nuts does in pain.
Too late for this Michael Vick jersey wearing Eagles fan. He put his nuts on the line in a bet with his Cowboys fan wife and lost.
She showed him no mercy and kicked him in the nuts like she was attempting a field goal.
Nothing brings family and friends together like a nut kicking.
(h/t Daily Snark)