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Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Michael Irvin Wants To Play With Himself When He Hears Ezekiel Elliot Talk About Running The Ball

Michael Irvin is so excited about the Dallas Cowboys 5-1 start he can barely control himself.  For the love of God let's hope he is able to control himself.

Because the way Ezekiel Elliot talks about running the football makes him want to go to the bathroom and jerk off.  He revealed his excitement with Zeke on GBag Nation:

"I'm telling you, when I listen to this boy talk about running the football like that, it just makes me want to go in the bathroom and spend some time by myself."