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Thursday, September 8, 2016

Matthew Berry Revealed On ESPN That Jim Bob Cooter Has "Sprinkled His Magic Cooter Dust" On The Lions Offense

If you were worried about the Megatron-less Detroit Lions don't be.  They'll be fine, because according to Fantasy Football guru Matthew Berry, the Lions offense has been sprinkled with "Cooter dust."

That erases almost all of the worries anyone would have about their offense.  I mean you can't fuck with a sprinkling of Cooter dust.