Saturday, July 30, 2016

This Is How A Grown Man Should Catch A Foul Ball In The Stands


This is how it's done.  No glove.  This is a grown man catching a foul ball with his bare hands.  He then handed it nonchalantly to his chick sitting next to him.  Alpha males doing alpha male things.  You know he's getting some after the game.  I'm sure she found it to be difficult sitting in her seat the rest of the game, with the sudden rush of moisture.  Stop bringing your glove and make the fucking play like a man with your bare hands.  Then take your chick home and bang her with the ball in her mouth.

It's the modern day love story.  I'm sorry you're not a romantic, but I'm not going to hide who I am.









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