Monday, July 11, 2016

Draymond Grren Arrested In Michigan For Assault, Probably Hit Someone In The Dick

Whoops.  It looks like Draymond Green was arrested in Michigan over the weekend, via MLive:

"The police department is not confirming any arrest with that name," said Lt. Scott Wrigglesworth, the East Lansing police department Public Information Officer. "What I can confirm is that we did arrest a current NBA basketball player this weekend and he was arrested for assault. That's all we're confirming right now."

The habitual dick puncher and kicker was supposed to be destroying dicks for the USA Basketball team in the Olympics.  I bet an assault arrest isn't something that will help him keep his roster spot.

As far as the assault charge, I'd be completely shocked if it didn't involve some sort af trauma to a dick.

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