Sunday, July 10, 2016

Derek Jeter And Hannah Davis Tied The Knot

TMZ is reporting that Derek Jeter and Hannah Davis have tied the knot.  Sad day for middle-aged women hoping to snag the Yankees great and for teenaged boys who yank it to Sports Illustrated Swimsuit magazines:

Derek Jeter and Hannah Davis are MARRIED ... tying the knot tonight in front of friends and family at a Napa Valley resort!!

Jeter, 42, married Davis, 26, at the Meadowood Napa Valley Resort in St. Helena, California. People first reported the wedding.

Congrats to the Captain.  R.I.P. pimp Jeter.