Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Lenny Dykstra Bangs 80 Year Olds For Money

Lenny Dykstra revealed on The Howard Stern Show yesterday that he's a male gigolo and bangs 80 year olds.  Because he has to eat.  How else is he supposed to make money?

I don't know if this is true because almost everything he says is fucking crazy.  Some of it has to be true but how can you possibly tell?  Who would make up a story about banging old ladies for money?

True or not it's entertaining as hell.