It's only week 2 in the Lingerie Football League's season and they've already had a bench clearing brawl. Apparently baseball isn't the only sport with unwritten rules.
In thr LFL they have a few of their own. It looks like one of them is you can't drink your celebratory beer in front of the other team's bench. And another rule is a male coach can't push a female player.
These are clearly the unwritten rules of crabby old white men! If you don't want the beer to be consumed in front of your sidelines then don't give the other team anything to celebrate. And coaches should be able to push whoever they want, this is America goddammit!