Thursday, March 10, 2016

Bryce Harper Is Doing His Best To Get Choked By Jonathan Papelbon Again

Bryce Harper almost broke Twitter today.  All because he called the game of baseball "tired."  You would have thought he was arrested or a dick pic leaked or something.  Nope Harper called baseball tired because of its unwritten rules or something, via ESPN:

Baseball’s tired,” he says. “It’s a tired sport, because you can’t express yourself. You can’t do what people in other sports do. I’m not saying baseball is, you know, boring or anything like that, but it’s the excitement of the young guys who are coming into the game now who have flair. If that’s Matt Harvey or Jacob deGrom or Manny Machado or Joc Pederson or Andrew McCutchen or Yasiel Puig — there’s so many guys in the game now who are so much fun" 
“Jose Fernandez is a great example. Jose Fernandez will strike you out and stare you down into the dugout and pump his fist. And if you hit a homer and pimp it? He doesn’t care. Because you got him. That’s part of the game. It’s not the old feeling — hoorah … if you pimp a homer, I’m going to hit you right in the teeth. No. If a guy pimps a homer for a game-winning shot … I mean — sorry.” 
He stops, looks around. The hell with it, he’s all in. 
“If a guy pumps his fist at me on the mound, I’m going to go, ‘Yeah, you got me. Good for you. Hopefully I get you next time.’ That’s what makes the game fun. You want kids to play the game, right? What are kids playing these days? Football, basketball. Look at those players — Steph Curry, LeBron James. It’s exciting to see those players in those sports. Cam Newton — I love the way Cam goes about it. He smiles, he laughs. It’s that flair. The dramatic.”

So that is what almost hit the power button on Twitter today.  I don't see a dick or an arrest.  I imagine Jonathan Papelbon isn't a fan of this statement.  Especially when those assholes in the media start asking him about it.

If he's already not choking Bryce he will be before the All Star Break.

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