Or if you're one of those stupid fuckers that says Valentime's Day, then nothing says Valentime's Day like Sara Underwood in lingerie.
Actually I'm not sure why Sara in lingerie says Valentine's or Valentime's day. Unless you need some help getting it up because this is one of two times a year you and your wife have sex.
In that case Happy Valentime's Day in a few days.
(h/t Bro Bible)