The NFL's Opening Night included a concert for some reason. NFL Network's Melissa Stark was tasked with the intoduction and dropped the funniest line of the night when she said "Nommy Graminated."
Somebody had to do something hilarious last night. Because it was a pretty lame evening overall.
They kept cutting away from the player interviews to give their overpaid analysts some face time. Nobody cares what they think. This is about the players...give us more of the players.
When they weren't busy giving their analysts face time, the NFL Network was spending their time trying to create some sort of moment.
All they had to do was give Melissa a microphone. She took care of the rest.
Oh no Melissa Stark. A #SB50 concert from "nommy graminated" artist? @OpieRadio @JimNorton pic.twitter.com/RMVa7lGhJo— Chris Cangilla (@ChrisCangilla) February 2, 2016